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Free first batch

Get your first batch cut free.

If you stream every week, your first batch is free, whatever the size of your channel: the clips and Shorts from one of your streams, one full-length episode cut from it, and a trial week where we post them on your channel for you. We write back within one business day and cut your next stream, or the one you name, by the day after.

Count Shorts on every account you run, including any clips channel.
Required to apply. We watch one public stream; we need no access to your channel unless you want us to post for you.
Required to apply. It's where we write back to you.
Any size is fine.
Leave it empty and we'll take your next stream.
Your month, in Shorts

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0
hours streamed
per month
0
clippable moments
about five per streamed hour
0
Shorts posted
last 30 days
0
views/month at one a day
conservative range

Five moments an hour is what we've measured on streams we cut. The views range assumes 1,000–3,000 views per Short, a deliberately low planning figure for a channel's first Shorts. It's a floor, not a forecast.

What you get

You stream. By the next day, finished Shorts and a full episode.

Picked by watching

We go through the whole stream for its stories, reveals, reactions and hot takes, and cut each one on a complete thought.

Built for your show

The layout follows what matters on screen at each moment: the game, the code, the canvas, or you. It's finished with your name and colours.

Yours to keep

You own every clip. You post what you like, and we never touch your channel unless you ask us to post them for you. The first batch is free, and so is a trial week of us posting it, as an editor you can remove at any time. You owe us nothing after it.